The Darkness would be really nice now...
Holy shit -

The solar panels!

WHAT THE HELL MONSTERS -

[and the sharp crack of a gun.]

This is gettin' old.

Alright, got the gun, got Pearl -

...Kiki?

Kiki, you okay?

shit....

So, first we were on the "mob" wagon, and now we're on the "condescending" wagon, right?

Just trying to keep my wagons straight here.

And yes, self-contradicting Jackie is self-contradicting. I don't care.

 [Shuffling.]

Okay, I’m pretty sure I booked a nonstop flight....

Wallet’s still here...lights are off...

[more shuffling. A pause, and muttered curses.]

The hell....?

Guys? This ain’t funny...

Ahem.

Uh, this thing on? Can you hear me now?

...Good.

Alright. Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket?